Errata is a web journal written by Robert Davis who has neither spent a night in a ghost town nor pulled a turnip from the earth. He doesn't even know if turnips grow in the ground. Perhaps on trees, like candy corn. Therefore, Errata is a non-commercial project.

Observation #1: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious."

Observation #2: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious" at the top of your lungs. Bring your eyebrows together before you say it. Effective!

Observation #3: Same for books. Even at libraries.

There is a prize for people who correctly guess the thing about Metropolis, Nevada.

Except where the text specifically states otherwise, Errata's vagaries are indicated vaguely and its authors are indistinct in the traditional way of the Internet, except where the authors lay claim to their work. In some cases Robert Davis lays claim to work that is not his own but has been abandoned like so many ghost towns. Except where held presently, fistfuls of dirt are suspended via dispersal, or dispersed via suspension (in the air), and thus their dissolution is their transcendence, or their transcendence is their dissolution. And yet our eyes tear, and our vision is impaired, demonstrating for the umpteenth time that one entity's gain is another's fit of sneezes. Except where indicated, storms shall outlive the clay upon which they rain, unless storms are improperly delimited by their clouds, which dissolve, rather than by their inevitable return. Thus the clay loses, unless the clay is said to own the storm, to use it to make itself heavy, to make itself cling to white garments, refuse dispersal, cake upon the facades of abandoned buildings, and sit like Man [sic] upon the earth where it is pelted by a storm that it owns. In which case the clay still loses, if you ask us.

Some of the above is legally binding and should be considered a mental contract between Errata and those upon whom it acts. The bit about the prize should be considered an overstatement insofar as prizes differ from dirt and prize dispersal differs from dirt dispersal. Please recall that ownership is a weight and, therefore, hope that you do not win the prize.

One day Errata or its representatives will call upon you for a favor. It is expected that you will hop-to without delay.

You may contact Robert Davis by email unless it's about the rock that was thrown in anger. The rock is more properly called a clod. Why do you continue to raise the topic?

15 April 2003

Marienbad sequel a no-go, Knight Rider a go

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We recently reported that Wes Craven was set to direct the long-awaited sequel to Last Year At Marienbad, called Next Year At Marienbad. But our sources may have been mistaken as the project seems to have been shelved. While the reasons for canceling the project are unclear, we speculate that it has something to do with Mr. Craven's plan to strip the story to it's core — murder in a large old European building — which may have been at odds with the studio's desire to capitalize on the current popularity of plots with twisted timelines by building a franchise around a mysterious, time-traveling cardsharp, played by Rod Serling in the original. Studios may also have gotten cold feet after watching the recent Russian Ark fail to earn $100 million worldwide. That film, too, takes place in a large old European building, and although it does not involve killing it does feature a number of dead people and, thus, may encroach on the same market. We apologize for any misinformation that we may have disseminated.

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Since this web site's inception we have asserted that Knight Rider would never be adapted to the big screen. Sorry.

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