Errata is a web journal written by Robert Davis who has neither spent a night in a ghost town nor pulled a turnip from the earth. He doesn't even know if turnips grow in the ground. Perhaps on trees, like candy corn. Therefore, Errata is a non-commercial project.

Observation #1: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious."

Observation #2: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious" at the top of your lungs. Bring your eyebrows together before you say it. Effective!

Observation #3: Same for books. Even at libraries.

There is a prize for people who correctly guess the thing about Metropolis, Nevada.

Except where the text specifically states otherwise, Errata's vagaries are indicated vaguely and its authors are indistinct in the traditional way of the Internet, except where the authors lay claim to their work. In some cases Robert Davis lays claim to work that is not his own but has been abandoned like so many ghost towns. Except where held presently, fistfuls of dirt are suspended via dispersal, or dispersed via suspension (in the air), and thus their dissolution is their transcendence, or their transcendence is their dissolution. And yet our eyes tear, and our vision is impaired, demonstrating for the umpteenth time that one entity's gain is another's fit of sneezes. Except where indicated, storms shall outlive the clay upon which they rain, unless storms are improperly delimited by their clouds, which dissolve, rather than by their inevitable return. Thus the clay loses, unless the clay is said to own the storm, to use it to make itself heavy, to make itself cling to white garments, refuse dispersal, cake upon the facades of abandoned buildings, and sit like Man [sic] upon the earth where it is pelted by a storm that it owns. In which case the clay still loses, if you ask us.

Some of the above is legally binding and should be considered a mental contract between Errata and those upon whom it acts. The bit about the prize should be considered an overstatement insofar as prizes differ from dirt and prize dispersal differs from dirt dispersal. Please recall that ownership is a weight and, therefore, hope that you do not win the prize.

One day Errata or its representatives will call upon you for a favor. It is expected that you will hop-to without delay.

You may contact Robert Davis by email unless it's about the rock that was thrown in anger. The rock is more properly called a clod. Why do you continue to raise the topic?

14 March 2004

Donations to Errata film festival feverishly popped

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We'd like to thank everyone who donated funds in support of the first ever Errata film festival, which concluded last weekend. However, we have some bad news. Our festival director was instructed by the powers that be to use the donations as best he could. "Look around you," he was told. "All of this costs money." And so it does. But our festival director has unfortunately sunk most of the funds for next year's festival into that most ubiquitous of movie snacks. Furthermore, to set an example for the many volunteers under his tutelage, he "went the extra mile" and popped every last kernel of said snack in a feverish marathon of popping late last night. Before we could stop him, your hard won donations were salted and buttered and already going stale. We don't want to do this, but sadly and humbly we must ask you all to donate again. To compensate for this doubling of your already generous support, we will be offering in exchange for your trouble a handsome, limited edition bas-relief plaque depicting one of several classic movie scenes, lovingly and swiftly hand-crafted out of that most organic of movie snacks and a clear-drying adhesive, the perfect addition to any media room, office, or den.

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