Errata is a web journal written by Robert Davis who has neither spent a night in a ghost town nor pulled a turnip from the earth. He doesn't even know if turnips grow in the ground. Perhaps on trees, like candy corn. Therefore, Errata is a non-commercial project.

Observation #1: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious."

Observation #2: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious" at the top of your lungs. Bring your eyebrows together before you say it. Effective!

Observation #3: Same for books. Even at libraries.

There is a prize for people who correctly guess the thing about Metropolis, Nevada.

Except where the text specifically states otherwise, Errata's vagaries are indicated vaguely and its authors are indistinct in the traditional way of the Internet, except where the authors lay claim to their work. In some cases Robert Davis lays claim to work that is not his own but has been abandoned like so many ghost towns. Except where held presently, fistfuls of dirt are suspended via dispersal, or dispersed via suspension (in the air), and thus their dissolution is their transcendence, or their transcendence is their dissolution. And yet our eyes tear, and our vision is impaired, demonstrating for the umpteenth time that one entity's gain is another's fit of sneezes. Except where indicated, storms shall outlive the clay upon which they rain, unless storms are improperly delimited by their clouds, which dissolve, rather than by their inevitable return. Thus the clay loses, unless the clay is said to own the storm, to use it to make itself heavy, to make itself cling to white garments, refuse dispersal, cake upon the facades of abandoned buildings, and sit like Man [sic] upon the earth where it is pelted by a storm that it owns. In which case the clay still loses, if you ask us.

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12 October 2007

Limbaugh Endorses Climate Change Scientists

I'm delighted to see that after years of denial about global warming, prominent radio thinker Rush Limbaugh has done a stunning about-face by endorsing the most recent report from the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Exercising his newfound faith like a kid just back from Bible camp, Limbaugh has even gone so far as to take Al Gore to task for eleven areas in which his presentation in An Inconvenient Truth deviates (slightly, arguably) from the latest IPCC report. [Note: Gore's film was made before the latest report was issued.]

Most headline-writers are reporting nine differences, but the fact-conscious close-reader of science news has done them two better by referring to the judge's earlier statement.

My only concern is that Limbaugh has such a large mountain of misinformation to climb — much of it excreted audibly and broadcast worldwide via his own radio program in the years before his fortuitous conversion — that it may take him time to undo the damage, but I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth. If Rush is determined, he can do it.

Update: Eleven minus nine is two. Originally I said three. I ran out of fingers and had to guesstimate. Sorry.

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